Purple: Don't play poker with Red. she cheats.
Red: :iconlegaspplz: WHAT?! I do not! Purple, how could you say something so cruel?!?!
Purple: *eye roll* whatever. I know you cheat. Royal flushes three times in a row? it's just not possible.
Red: sure~ ^^ ..... You're goin DOWN. C:<
Purple: NEVER let Red deal. that's when she cheats.
Red: PURPLE~! Don't tell them thaaat!
((I've never actually played blackjack, just btw o3o))
Red: AW. D:<
Red: *sigh* Okay, I'll try.